I think that the whole “replace your boyfriend with a pillow” concept is dumb, naturally, but the product itself is a smart one. It’s true that the body is more comfortable when supported from both sides. I remember, as a little kid, i would build “fortresses” with spare pillows and snuggle between them. But why don’t they make right-armed pillows? What if you can only sleep on the right side of the bed? Believe me, i’ve tried to sleep on the left side, and i had to switch over to the right to fall asleep.
Also, i searched for Girlfriend pillows, and gee, look what came up:
What do you know, it comes with “realistic-to-the-touch legs and a tight short polyester skirt in your choice of black or red.” Unbelievable.
Here’s another one:
Taken from the site above:
“Add this Girlfriend Pillow to that Lap Pillow we showed you a few years ago, and you could end up with a whole girl, minus all that bothersome yapping. This one takes the concept a step further, quivering with delight thanks to its internal vibrator that runs on two D batteries.
Looks like they put the double Ds in the wrong place. Too bad the designers chose to make this $14.99 pillow so flat-chested. What about that old saying, “Anything over a mouthful is wasted”? We disagree. In fact, we’re hoping the next version will contain a couple of double-D-sized flasks, strategically located.”
How revolting! I don’t even know what to say!