search term feature, issue #2

 

I know, it’s a little too soon for another feature, but i’ve been getting some good ones lately, and i don’t have anything else to write about anyway.  

“five letter salutation starting with s”

First person to think of one gets an e-award.  I’m ruling out “salut” and any other non-English salutations.  

“types of salutation used in resort”

Not sure if this person meant “resort” or “retort,” but if he/she did mean “resort,” i find it humorous.  This is actually a good idea for a post:  “A list of salutations to be used only as a last resort.  Use with discretion.”  

“showing nostrils woman”

Aww man, look at that sexy lady showing her unmentionables…!  

“touch legs”

Um…i just don’t understand what this person is looking for.  

“a can yogurt”

Canned yogurt?  Wow.  Why didn’t i think of that?  That’s a million dollar idea right there.  

“eyeglass frames that look like toilet bowls”

“girl friend hug me tightly”

Enough said.

“terrifying sculpture”

Ha!  You came to the right place.  I hope Nick Cave’s sculpture was sufficiently terrifying for you.  

“i hate nyu steinhardt”

Who are you?  Let’s please commiserate!  

“salutation for gerald”

I guess Geralds deserve special salutations?

“would a mouse climb into my bed?”

I’m wondering the same thing, dude, the same thing.  

“can you eat frozen blueberries?”

I just love all the question searches.  If you’re still curious, yes, you can eat frozen blueberries.  I’d be dead by now if you couldn’t.  

“mental thoughts of him”

Creepy, much?  And since when were thoughts anything other than mental?  If the “mental” here is used to denote “crazy,” then, um, wow, do i really sound that mental?

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2 responses to “search term feature, issue #2

  1. It’s summer and you are not here! Where are you?!

  2. n

    I know, i’ve been a bad blogger; i was feeling especially guilty last night, actually. I’m around, just with nothing to write about. : ( Hope your summer’s off to a good start!

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